itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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rattleheadcrusher:

Date ideas: Watch this movie with me

does that say it’s rated G

rattleheadcrusher:

Date ideas: Watch this movie with me

does that say it’s rated G

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262/365 (late)

Breakfast: Pineapple Greek yogurt w/ blackberries; English black breakfast tea w/ fat-free milk & honey

Lunch: Brown rice, spinach, tomato, red peppers, & parmesan w/ pesto; peach breeze smoothie

Dinner: 6 inch wheat sub w/ provolone, spinach, tomato, green pepper, & lite mayo; cheddar SunChips; cheese stick; strawberries

Exercise: Nope :(

#intake  
  September 19, 2014 at 05:07pm

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The people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I’m not used to normal. I’m used to disaster.

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